There was a fat guy on BART today that looked like he was pregnant too.
My husband, being ever sensitive to how I feel about my body right now, turned to me and said, "Hey, he's in competition with you! Because of belly size!"
I looked at him. Then I told him he was mean, mean, mean and a big jerk at that.
"What? That's more towards him than you!" he said, trying to make up for insulting my large torso size and belly.
"Whatever," I said.
Me.
- Nut Nut
- I'm a working Mom who blogs daily. I'm creative, cynical and have a quick wit on those days I’m feeling awake. I communicate for a living and have a fondness for the feline species. You can usually find me listening to music, which I do so incessantly. To call me an avid reader would be one of life’s little understatements. I am smitten with my child and husband, and do everything I can to make their lives that much more interesting. I also have a cat, Sophia (aka Missy), who enriches our lives greatly by driving us nuts.
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