I finally remembered t' post on t' talk like a pirate day!
Don't ask me why, but I like pirates. And because I like pirates, Mateo loves pirates (in me head).
He's got pirate shirts, pirate books, and most recently, pirate tattoos. Pirates just rock. And no, I haven't watch Pirates o' t' Caribbean parts 1, 2 or 3.
If you want t' talk like a pirate and can only think o' sayin' "Ahoy, Matey," or "Arrrghhh," or "Walk t'plank," then use this handy English-to-Pirate translator found here.
(I've written "pirate" so much, it now looks like a foreign word.)