I'm so glad I don't live in Liverpool.

This is why.

Not only do I abhor, simply ABHOR spiders, but a big one that will be moving around and freaking people out would probably make me pass out on the spot.

And since I am the type of person who needs to be awake for the plane crash or car crash or any other event that will cause my death, if I did live in Liverpool, I would so be right under that big spider, scared and all.

So it's a good thing I'm way over here, across the ocean and miles of land, with no mechanical 30-foot spiders in sight.