Updated: Mail

I received mail from Verizon Wireless telling me that the chocolate Razr phone is as Latino as myself. So I guess it's not very Latino since I'm not very Latino. Does that mean I buy it?

Update:

It actually said: Chocolate. As Latino as you.

I showed it to my husband, who is Latino, and he said, "Throw that away!!!" I guess he felt this way based on the implications that Chocolate is dark, and dark is Latino, and that's just plain silly in general.

Where's the vanilla phone?

Vanilla. As pale as you. Now that's got some meaning to me.