I must share.

I love reading the odd google search terms people use and then somehow get to my blog. Some are just regular things like "gold crown stickers" and "baby proof litter box" and "husband TV."

But there was one today that was just the topper of toppers:

"Is it okay to put petroleum jelly in my butt."

Certainly this person didn't find their answer on my blog, and I'll apologize ahead of time to the person who searched this question in case they do it again and mysteriously end up on my blog again because I just posted the search term verbatim.

So why did they end up on my blog? Because of this post, which in no way discusses putting petroleum jelly in any one's butt. This post has actually been one of my most popular, as it seems people get little cuts on the side of their mouths a lot.

Wow! I'm tickled!

Kmommy from the Poopie Patrol just awarded me this fab-u-lous blog award:



I came across her blog on Wordless Wednesday because of this too perfect post. It reminds me of our living room after the storm known as Mateo rushes through it, dumping out all his toys onto the floor.

As part of this award process, I am to award 7 blogs I frequent this same award. Since I'm "supposed" to be working right now, I'll have to do that later.

Thanks so much! Tickled!

I couldn't have said it any better.

I love this post from Jennifer aka binky bitch. For me, add in a full time job, remove some of the daily child rearing responsibilities, and I still don't have enough time. I want the time, and when I suddenly get some extra time (Mateo going to sleep early at night), I'm so lost that all I can do is watch TV or fall asleep, only to wake up and think, why didn't I take advantage of that extra hour last night and actually do something I wanted to do?? Like start that web site I've been talking about. Or work on my resume. Or pay some bills. Or make some jewelry. Or clean. Or put up the last baby gate. Or or oroooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr.

Hey, but I did clean the guest bathroom Tuesday night, which is something I haven't done since I went back to work. Cleaning the bathroom on a Tuesday night, not the whole cleaning thing in general. I'm not that bad. Well, okay. I am.

Replacing the old with the new.

Bare with me. I'm tired of reading code in order to add new page elements, so I switched to the new blogger platform where you can easily add page elements. I've lost some of my fun stuff and links, but they will be back. Oh yes, they will be back.